WORST

BLOGGER OF ALL TIME GOES TO ME!! YAY!! I want to thank the countless nights of staying up youtubing horrible videos of what might (or might not) have been 1direction videos..instead of working on my glorious blog -_- .....I am now 21 years old and it is the last day of 2012 and I thought I would squeeze in a very much needed post. I can honestly say...I am just as lame as I was when I first started this blog at 16. I can't even say that I have an amazing social life and this is why I don't update my blog. Honestly, I only have something interesting to say once a year and by the time I start typing...I always forget what I had to say...and just blabber on. I'm sorry for wasting a few seconds of your life...depending on how fast you can read.


Also...2011 did not exist for me :)

Cheers,
Harry Styles ;-*

PROFESIONAL PROCASTINATOR

Ok so it's safe to say that I OFFICIALLY suck at blogging. That, or I was under the silly impression that one is to post on their blog once every year haha bad call. So I am now 19 years old and from the looks of my prepubescent old post, I have not changed one bit. I am still the same odd otter who loves to hold hands and dance (don't ask). This time around i'm going to be posting, posts? left and right! You'll see, you'll all see!! muaahaha :D

Blogger extraordinaire,

Astrid Amadeus

Deadbeat Blog Mother

I have now been neglecting my blog baby? for over a year now, it might appear as if I did it on purpose. But I promise you as any mother would their abandoned baby, 'You don't look like me!'. Last time I wrote I was a 16 year old cub now i'm a robust 18 year old seagul (it's called 'metamorphosis' look it up stupidhead). I skipped a whole age, a one word summary of my life as a 17 yearold, forgettable. Well till next year bloggy baby :)

With disgust,

Astrid Anderson

Hello People of the Internet *fake wave*
So i started this because i have no one that will listen to me and i can now vent to this poor blog. Good 'ol blog always caring and understanding and with no other choice but to let me write on its naked body, so pale and 2D. As i sit here in my expensive stool i realize the great wonders of the internet and would like to thank web god and blog jesus for allowing me to enjoy these gifts for free. Now that im done with my ghetto shout outs id like to get back to talking about the far more important subjects, myself. I am a 16 year old female Californian presently residing at 555 Kam Malehst Meeh Rode. I enjoy skydiving, water rafting, extreme street badminton and doing crossword puzzles. Thats just the tip of the very "cool" iceberg called my life. Please tune in next time to see me wrestle a great white shark.

zippidydooda,
Astrid
XOXO